Just Thinking of You Stationery

Dear Egreetings.com sender,

This is Animated Stationery. It's called animated because it moves and has sound, sort of like an active toddler. This means that you can express yourself multidimensionally. Imagine how excited people will be to read your letters now! And you can go into great detail about hiking to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and how the blisters on your feet were shaped like the constellation Orion because--pay attention here--Animated Stationery grows to accommodate any amount of text. That's right. You could even transcribe "War and Peace" if your friends are into that sort of thing. However, it's more likely that you'll find Animated Stationery great for holiday letters, invitations, even quick notes. You don't have to be verbose to use it. You just have to be into the cool factor and Animated Stationery has that in abundance.

Speaking of abundance, did we mention that you can go on and on because the text area will expand? And the reason we're going on and on is that a directive came down from Marketing that rather than tell you about this feature, they'd like us to demonstrate it.

But before we fill this page with the story of our fellow co-worker's gall bladder surgery, we should explain how to use Animated Stationery. Duh! It's just like our cards. You type in your message, fill in the email address(es) of the people you want to send it to, click preview to see how it looks, hit send. It's so easy it only took 29 words to describe.

Oops, another directive just came down from Marketing that people don't want to read about other people's gall bladder surgery, so we will now resort to gobbledygook text, the kind that makes no sense at all. So you can stop reading now and start writing your own Animated Stationery. OK? Lorem ipsum dolor est nonsensicum nottum verbatim colorus. Lorem ipsum dolor est nonsensicum nottum verbatim colorus. Lorem ipsum dolor est nonsensicum nottum verbatim colorus.

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The Egreetings.com Gang